SDA's Serbizing

If anyone had ever asked any Milorad (let alone Dodik): "What would you do now – after you've fired all your blanks from the flag over January 9th to the bullying of members of the Justice for David movement – to regain strength, stand on both feet, take two deep breaths, divert attention from real to unreal problems, pull yourself together and realign, and start Serbizing again?" ...I doubt even he would have thought to say: launching a constitutionality review procedure for the name Republika Srpska! In other words, no sane person, when asked: "What in Bosnia and Herzegovina should not be touched because one nation will not give it up even if the price were eating bark from trees?" ...would not answer: Republika Srpska. I am sure even the newly appointed president of SPUS would pause and tilt his head in disbelief if asked whether to take this step. I do not rule out that he would regret not having thought of it himself, but...

In this context, it is utterly unbelievable, incomprehensible to a sane mind – unacceptable, politically imbecilic, state-building suicidal, borderline mentally questionable and ripe for expert assessments... at this moment when nothing – absolutely nothing! – is functioning, to raise such an issue that could only occur to some idle but extremely malicious "intellectual" for Bosnia and Herzegovina. However, one must remember that this is not the first time, and God knows it is not the last incomprehensible, unacceptable, unreasonable, albeit genetically and generically similar move that lifts the repeatedly knocked-out and stumbling MD to his feet and allows him to recover and continue... no one can dispute that.

Speaking of genetics, I am no expert but I have noticed something, and this stupid move gives me the right. I do not know what the place and role of HG (I know he is not a geneticist but a gynecologist and that is not the same) is in the creation of ŠDž, but I am convinced that SDA violates all international agreements and protocols on the prohibition of human cloning. Namely, only cloning can explain so many similarities between HG, ŠDž and BI, but even cloning cannot explain the complete transformation – not so much a transformation as a transfiguration – from two-dimensional nothing into multi-dimensional nonsense that we have seen in the titled ŠDž. The speed, quality and completeness of adopting all the manifest characteristics of his role model, idol and president – from the manner and content of speech, through the gesticulation of precious hands, to the unnecessary and emptiness embodied by ŠDž – can only be attributed to cloning... As an example, let his attempt to rationalize and justify the initiation of the procedure from the beginning of the text serve.

But even in this dangerous and ethically very questionable method of creating politicians, SDA has gone a step further: they not only clone voters and new forces that are already sixty-something years old; there is no need to wait for them to grow up, because in their laboratories a youth is also created whose diploma does not need to be verified at all, and who, by all comparative criteria, has surpassed their predecessors.

All, even the advanced "new" political frontrunners who have directed all their efforts towards pushing the boundaries of youth, can envy them for this undertaking... now it is 63, and others, upon finding ideal candidates for ministers by the unique criterion that before the ministerial portfolio they have neither work experience nor results, and we will see about work habits... However, in the other case, it is a classic plagiarism because SDA set the bar high in that regard several elections ago.

Apart from the aforementioned scientific achievement in the field of genetics worthy of attention from all domestic promising "if-I-ever-die" statesmen, what must be acknowledged – whatever they are – is the fact that truly superhuman effort is needed to do nothing meaningful, let alone useful, for so many years. It is no joke... one had to be careful not to break any law, not to commit any criminal act, not to privatize – even in someone else's name and non-existent companies – anything of social, i.e., no one's property, not to alter any regulatory plan and not to route roads and highways over one's own recently purchased plots...

I know that for a Bosniak who is not a member, there is no more reliable method for national suicide and certain declaration as a national traitor than putting a question mark after every SDA decision concerning the de(con)struction of RS, but there you go... I also know that for a Serb, especially a Serb like MD, nothing is as welcome as the aforementioned challenge to RS, the only gain from all the wars the Serbs have fought since the end of the 19th century. I know best that none of this leads to peace, stability, progress, economic recovery... any improvement for anyone in this country except for the few who hide their thievery and corruption behind it.

I do not know what else needs to happen for even the most faithless and unconvinced to realize that all the stories told about Bosnia and Herzegovina in the current historical and political moment lead in only two directions: the permanent maintenance of an unpleasant and indecent situation from which no exit is visible but which will, however, maintain the illusion of the country's integrity, or the separation or dissolution of the country, its transformation into three small or slightly larger fiefdoms ruled for a long time, like medieval feudal lords, without any control, by legitimate representatives of the people. In other words, will we ever see anyone from this crowd of selfish idiots at least try to find the smallest common denominator, other than power itself, that could bring all or at least most political actors in this country to the same table to at least negotiate if they have not been able to agree for decades? Or, at least, stop mentally and psychologically killing us...

The black political burlesques of all political actors in the country – it no longer matters whether they are national, civic or left-wing parties – with extremely untalented but successful actors and performers whose small episodes we witness on a daily basis – appeal only to an audience whose taste has been shaped by television with a "million" channels – have already driven out of the country almost everyone who had somewhere to go, and are well on their way to driving out of their minds all those who, for whatever reason, are still here.