ACTION From November 1 to 15, the most favorable offer to become a Serb!

(Patria) - "Comments by foreign officials on the Government and the census are inappropriate," President Milatović stated his opinion last night.

For Antena M writes: Radmila Tomović

So... Dear foreign officials, you have commented, you have commented. You have your own problems, leave us alone. We are a sovereign, well-ordered state and we do not allow you to interfere in our internal affairs. So, we have said it – we do not allow comments.

Meaning, zero tolerance for comments!

Now, if any of those foreign officials have something to say directly to our face – you are welcome! So, open agitation and clear instructions on what to think and how to behave in a given situation – that is acceptable. That's how we are. If you have something to tell us – come. We will then, foreign official, welcome you properly and broadcast live on national television what you have to tell us and organize a lunch in your honor. Is that fair? Yes.

Here's an example of Porfirije-listening to Azra-Perić. The man came the other day, told us who we are, what we are, how we should declare ourselves in the census... And he also revealed that the first form of Orthodox life, which is something like an Orthodox amoeba, originated with us... somewhere near the Parliament. And? Did anyone object to him, contradict him, or, God forbid, look at him sternly? No, brother.

The faithful people and an even more faithful government welcomed him, TV CG broadcast it, Jakov prepared lunch, Dritan kissed and hugged him... And goodbye!

Not to swear – we hold both Vučić and Porfirije-listening to Azra-Perić dear. Look how many times Dritan has hugged and kissed Vučić. They are like our own family. As if we had one father. And no one wishes us better than those two combined. We just don't like comments. That form is somehow unpleasant and disgusting to us. That's how we are. We get goosebumps immediately at a comment. But, don't worry, it's nothing serious. It passes quickly.

However, I am concerned about another issue. Vučić is overcome with a crisis of conscience. It seems he is not entirely satisfied with how the second half of our father, Porfirije-listening to Azra-Perić, told us what he told us. The content is not disputed, but, says Vučić – the delivery was bad, non-existent. Porfirije, my dear brother, why so dead, listless, without energy... Just terrible... You only perked up a little, Porfirije, in the part about the Orthodox amoeba, and the rest... Didn't you even roar about Kosovo and Saint Sava? But so flat, anemic... just terrible.“

So, the content – good, but the artistic impression – zero points.

And, now, what?

"Now, I have to smooth this over a bit and make some comments. So, let Jakov be angry. What can I do. And not only that, Vučić continues. I have to involve Raković more. But, without comments. I'll take care of that. Raković should offer something concrete. No heavenly kingdom and Orthodox amoebas. Just direct and concrete. I'm saving Jovana Jeremić for the finale," says Vučić.

And so it was, indeed.

Untypically for a "snake in the grass," Raković immediately came out with a direct request and a concrete offer. "So, the citizens of Montenegro should declare themselves as Serbs by nationality, speak the Serbian language, and be of the Orthodox faith." Is that all!?

"And, when they do so, they should keep a copy of the census forms because they could exercise their rights in Serbia based on them. There is an initiative that those who declared themselves Serbs in the census in Montenegro, when they come to study in Belgrade, can enroll in the budget of the Republic of Serbia. Those who do not want to declare themselves as Serbs, but intend to study in the White City, will pay tuition like Africans and all other foreigners," Raković concluded.

If this doesn't work, a big action will follow – a discount on pork knuckles, 50 percent. Promotional campaign face: Jovana Jeremić. Is that not enough?

So, we are raising humiliation to a new level!

So, what will we do? What is our response to this "never more favorable offer, valid from November 1-15"?

BOYCOTT, brothers Vučić, Porfirije, and Raković, and you count yourselves at home! You have more important things than us.

How did it go – Kosovo is...!?